MissAshley

Since Mike brought up the game last time, I have a hankering to see Dan play through Mega Man X7. Between it's badness and dumb anime bullshit, it would be an instant classic. Even better: Bring in M...

Dan and Mike bonding over Launchpad is so wholesome.

I can't believe I got a small pop out of seeing a 25-year-old screensaver.

Mike yelling "Suck it down!" is too goddamn funny!

Dan, there's certainly a better way to become a genetic freak than to consume gallons of forever chemicals.

Well, has Superman ever tried to arrest Darkseid before? If he's tried everything else, and he keeps coming back, maybe it's time to call the popo.

If Giant Bomb somehow pivoted to become a retro game speedrunning collective, I think I'd be okay with that.

*wind noise*. . .*wind noise*. . .

That intro is amazing!

The facts that Mike still contributes to Giant Bomb and Blight Club's still going mean things are okay, but I still gotta say: This got really uncomfortable at parts. I hope that after this, Dan got a...

I don't know who that cameo is, so I'm just going to pretend he played Quan Chi in something at some point.

This game hurt Mike so badly that he learned a new skill to properly express his pain.

Netherrealm must answer for its crimes.

This. This is why I started racing to catch up on Blight Club. I needed to see Mitch reach a new power level.

And thus ends our greasy tour of vengeance and dry-humping. Nice work!

Great job, everybody!

What am I doing in 2024? Playing Brotato while I catch up on Blight Club!

This music is trying so hard. To do what, I don't know, but it sure is trying.

Jeff looks so goddamn cool.

So, are Yoshi's Island DS and Yoshi's New Island mainline Mario games? They're both direct sequels to the first Yoshi's Island. Each game references the previous in its intro, so all three are part of...